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Het is tijd voor een spelletje - Azarius kruiswoordpuzzel


Het is vrijdag en dus bijna weer tijd voor hopeloze hoeveelheden alcohol, Netflix, blije pilletjes en - als je geluk hebt - af en toe ook een beetje slaap. Maar voordat je onherstelbare schade aanricht aan lichaam en geest hebben we hier iets om je bezig te houden, terwijl je wacht tot het weekend van start gaat.

Onderstaande kruiswoordpuzzel verscheen eerder in de tweede editie van het Azarius Magazine. In een exclusief interview met de bedenker van deze puzzel, had de kwaadaardige schurk dit te melden:

"Een kruiswoordpuzzel maken is moeilijk. Ontzettend moeilijk. Je zou denken dat het een en al lol is, maar de realiteit is dat het nauwelijks leuker is dan je inkomstenbelasting doen of je neusharen epileren. Dus als je je afvraagt waarom de moeilijkheidsgraad alle kanten op vliegt, bedenk je dan dat paddo's en puzzels creëren kennelijk toch geen geslaagde combinatie is."

"En de puzzel is alleen in het Engels want dit vertalen naar het Nederlands is pijnlijker dan op een fiets zonder zadel springen. Succes!"

(Klik om een grotere afbeeldingen te bekijken)

Of download deze vreselijke puzzel als handig PDF-bestand en stuur het naar je vrienden, oma of een buitengewoon begaafde hamster.


1 This stuff floats your boat
9 You don't want this growing in your garden…or do you?
12 Crapper, but a bit more classy
13 You'll take the high one, I'll take the low
14 A train shouldn't go off this (singular)
15 Ancient civilizations believed this fills up the heavens
18 Period in which shit happened
19 Science fiction
20 Word that indicates something strange, foreign and a bit alien-sounding too.
22 When an artificial intelligence has your skin between its teeth or isn't working properly (HINT: 2 words, a bit contrived. did we mention creating a crossword puzzle is more difficult than it looks?)
25 If at first you don't succeed, this advice will help. (HINT: not the same word as 17 down, we're not that lame)
29 Drugs to improve brain function
30 To make amends for, a single sound
31 Abbreviation for a class of neurotoxins in a type of snake.
32 Slang for agreement. ( <..>, this is indeed a filler word)
33 What you write on the beach in coconut shells, should you ever find yourself stranded in the middle of the Pacific ocean
34 Emotions Anonymous (also frequently voted the most evil company in gaming)
36 The first product we sold (in caps)
40 Abbreviation for expression of amazement on the internet, minus intercourse
41 A place of tranquillity (2 words)
44 Syrian rue, Yohimbe and Banisteriopsis caapi are all examples of a " …. "
46 Referring to a girl or woman
48 To one side; awry. A crossword puzzle word which you've never seen before and instantly forget about after seeing it. (Trust us folks, crosswords are fun to solve but a torture to create)
49 Folic acid
52 Reached your auditory organ through the grapevine.
54 When a watercraft made out of a single large capsule starts to tip
56 What you do to your inner beast every Friday night (you animal you!)
58 On behalf of the entire Azarius team we'd like to apologize for this one. It is not a word. Even Google couldn't make anything of it. We're deeply ashamed. You'll never guess it, it's essentially just a random string of letters to fill up the puzzle. (did we mention the difficulty in creating a proper puzzle?)
59 Genie that's getting older (2 words; the single most clever, cryptic clue in this entire puzzle)
61 Parental Guidance
62 A piece, usually ceramic, associated with burials
63 An extensive pustular eruption. Another one of those words you only ever see in crossword puzzles
66 Add it to Ling and you've got a Frodo.
67 When hot drinks tempt you all night, but you wake up alone in bed anyway.
69 Emergency Magical Lamp. Totally not a made up abbreviation.
70 Clearly expressing 'I don't think so'
71 The only boats that never sink :)


1 Chemist that rediscovered a well-known amphetamine
2 Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, high on " … "
3 Head over heels
4 Doctor, abbreviated
5 Upper atmosphere (incidentally; if you're ever this high, please give us the name of your supplier)
6 South Africa
7 Rare moment in which your brain presents something useful
8 Widely popular all of a sudden
9 If you are the most brainy person in the room, you are the < … > (HINT: it's not 'shit' or 'bomb')
10 Person from fantasy fiction, known for looking rather dashing, likes long walks in the woods
11 An EZ-Test kit consists of what? (3 words, plural)
16 Opening in a room or building that usually has a sign hanging over it
17 If at first you don't succeed, you should probably…
21 Opposite of old. Keanu Reeves
23 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give one …. ' (HINT: very small amount)
24 Remove one letter from this game system and it's suddenly a boring object
25 When writing a letter or email and you remembered something important, but unrelated to what you were writing about, just as you're finishing the text. And you can't be arsed to rewrite, so you just add a " ... "
26 Dutch word for weird
27 Operating system with annoying capitalization
28 When a pig makes a sound in the winter, it should be called a "…." (hint: made up word. Sorry guys, crosswords are hard :( )
32 Year Date
35 Pelonium
37 What you call a computer someone urinated on
38 Half a laugh
39 You. You are this. And hopefully you think we're this too :)
41 Much enthusiasm and energy
42 Nothing, Senor
43 Abbreviation for armoured gorilla. "Oh no, there's an .. heading this way!"
45 Corrosive drug
47 Female crab (we totally admit to Googling this one, don't feel bad)
49 Flower power!
50 Outer space!
51 A woody, climbing plant typically found in tropical forests
53 Music genre wherein lots of songs promote the use of a certain green herb
55 Opposite of remove
57 To kill and/or inhale
59 When you took something bad, you'll need this -dote
60 Girl and denim clothing
61 Scripting language. 'Our programmer often speaks in fluent < … >'
64 Old Portuguese money of account, 'word' that is used to fill up a crossword puzzle
65 Derogatory term for what is (arguably) the coolest character in the Game of Thrones series.
68 Super Duper

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